diff --git a/package-lock.json b/package-lock.json
index 81805cbd7..ca9ebe172 100644
--- a/package-lock.json
+++ b/package-lock.json
@@ -2211,11 +2211,6 @@
       "integrity": "sha512-Ja/Vfqe3HpuzRsG1oBtWTHk2PGZ7GR+2Vz5iYGelAw8dx32K0y7PjVuxK6z1nMpZOqAFsRUPCkK1YjJ56qJlgw==",
       "optional": true
     },
-    "node_modules/@epic-web/remember": {
-      "version": "1.0.2",
-      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/@epic-web/remember/-/remember-1.0.2.tgz",
-      "integrity": "sha512-K7DcGoRPqVkjVhPEMQzqw7W/c3hq/3LuiI74he6SkXwR6A49aUmXpxmdb6o+NldY4FFtG42U7nL8PrqNGRxXuQ=="
-    },
     "node_modules/@esbuild-plugins/node-resolve": {
       "version": "0.1.4",
       "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/@esbuild-plugins/node-resolve/-/node-resolve-0.1.4.tgz",
@@ -27263,7 +27258,6 @@
       "version": "1.0.0",
       "license": "MIT",
       "dependencies": {
-        "@epic-web/remember": "1.0.2",
         "@prisma/client": "5.4.2",
         "kysely": "^0.27.3",
         "prisma": "5.4.2",
diff --git a/packages/prisma/index.ts b/packages/prisma/index.ts
index 368f21233..6851111d3 100644
--- a/packages/prisma/index.ts
+++ b/packages/prisma/index.ts
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
-import { remember } from '@epic-web/remember';
 import { PrismaClient } from '@prisma/client';
 import { Kysely, PostgresAdapter, PostgresIntrospector, PostgresQueryCompiler } from 'kysely';
 import kyselyExtension from 'prisma-extension-kysely';
 
 import type { DB } from './generated/types';
 import { getDatabaseUrl } from './helper';
+import { remember } from './utils/remember';
 
 export const prisma = remember(
   'prisma',
diff --git a/packages/prisma/package.json b/packages/prisma/package.json
index 7cb8a3235..d04b86537 100644
--- a/packages/prisma/package.json
+++ b/packages/prisma/package.json
@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@
     "seed": "tsx ./seed-database.ts"
   },
   "dependencies": {
-    "@epic-web/remember": "1.0.2",
     "@prisma/client": "5.4.2",
     "kysely": "^0.27.3",
     "prisma": "5.4.2",
diff --git a/packages/prisma/utils/remember.ts b/packages/prisma/utils/remember.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..5682dae81
--- /dev/null
+++ b/packages/prisma/utils/remember.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+declare global {
+  // eslint-disable-next-line no-var, @typescript-eslint/no-explicit-any
+  var __prisma_remember: Map<string, any>;
+}
+
+export function remember<T>(name: string, getValue: () => T): T {
+  const thusly = globalThis;
+
+  if (!thusly.__prisma_remember) {
+    thusly.__prisma_remember = new Map();
+  }
+
+  if (!thusly.__prisma_remember.has(name)) {
+    thusly.__prisma_remember.set(name, getValue());
+  }
+
+  return thusly.__prisma_remember.get(name);
+}